Things You Don’t Want to Hear at the University Library

Me [returning 1968 issue of Time Magazine]: this is really delicate. Are you sure you want me to put in the returns chute?

Library employee: Yeah, put it in and don’t worry about it. We’ve got that in digital and microfilm format.

I had originally gone to the issue because the digital version lacked some of the editorial content and all of the advertising and context.