Turns out McGill University sold cigarettes to build an athletic complex.
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Since the new book is a short book, I’m skipping around from section to section as I write. Thing is, I find myself obsessed with the introduction. part of it is even pretty good (which is really early for this to be happening) but I am at once captivated by the need to work on it and at the same time haunted by the fact that whatever I write will be invalid by the time I finish the rest of the book. This must be what they mean by neurosis. and now another post about domestic labor. When I need a supermarket, I shop at this huge, lovely Loblaw’s over in the old train station on the east side of town (rue Rachel, for the locals). Although Carrie sometime comes with, I’ve done the majority of grocery shopping for years now. Shortly before I left Pittsburgh, I noticed that at the Giant Eagle store they started moving stuff around. Like every week. It was hugely frustrating, as it meant I had to think about where to find things and spend more time in the store, rather that doing my chore and getting out. Which was, I imagine, exactly the point. Anyway, the Loblaw’s on Rachel is like that, except that I think a crazy person, or someone who really enjoys hallucinogenic drugs, is in charge of their stocking. It’s not just that stuff gets moved around but that from week to week it is impossible to predict on what days there will be diet soda in stock, good quality produce, or various veggie-meat products in stock that are favored by our household. Never mind using the same conditioner or deodorant from week to week. I thought maybe (and forgive me for saying this), it was some kind of laid-back Quebec thing I didn’t get. But today, as I was walking out, I noticed that the magazine shelves were almost completely empty. Which is clearly some kind of screwup because it looks bad and doesn’t get anybody to spend any extra time in the store. Why don’t I shop somewhere else, you ask? Because I’m lazy. Actually, I like to hit the marche maissoneuve for produce and fresh goods whenever possible, but sometimes you need a supermarket. Case in point: Today, in the cleaning goods aisle, I am loading four(1) containers of the rubber-nipple covered swiffer liquid into my cart when a woman asks me, in French, if my wife likes the swiffer wet jet. At least that’s what I think she asked me (i know she said “femme” at one point). I said “oui oui! ce tres bon!” but that doesn’t really capture it, now does it? I thought it odd that she assumed that I didn’t do the mopping, but then it’s really not that odd, is it? — One for the spam archives: I just got a “Nigerian Scam” email with the subject like “please I need your urgent ass” — 1. While we were gone, they had to jackhammer the concrete in the laundry room to replace a pipe. There’s a lot of cleanup to do. Holy shit, what a hot weekend it’s been. New Hamshire was lovely, lush and roasting and I gather Montreal’s had a bit of it too. The wedding was fun — great band (Berklee students who were happy to goof around in interesting ways) — and the sleepy college town thing is a nice break from the big city and all. But it was great to be back. After a long car trip, we were tempted to stay in but I’m glad we didn’t. We went to see Dos at La Sala Rosa, which is a 2-bass band featuring Mike Watt and Kira Roessler. Seeing as I’m in a 2-bass band myself, and I’m a fan of Watt’s bassplaying, I figured I’d check it it. Carrie came too with a little persuasion. The show was great and one of those once in a lifetime thing since it’s not like Dos tours a lot. It really is just two basses, and Carrie’s initial reaction was pretty similar to mine: First I thought it needed drums, then it started to rock, then it got a little repetitive, and then it really started to rock. They were both great, with Kira jumping all over and singing, but Watt’s tone sang so nicely that even Carrie noticed. After, I had him sign a book. On the ride home, we noticed a beautiful lit fountain just east of Papineau on Ontario St. Here’s to summer in Montreal. See you on Sunday or Monday. We only lost by two touchdowns. Too bad we were playing softball, not football. Actually Coach Greg figured out that if you leave out the two early innings where we were subject to the mercy rule (the inning’s over when a team scores 7 runs), it was a tie game. — It was a beautiful, sunny 21 degree day on the extremely lumpy diamond opposite Thomson House when the AHCS Departmental Softball team — the False Consciousness — took the field against a group of Business students. Students who, Mike pointed out, actually voted to increase their student fees. My thought: only in Canada would anyone in business vote to increase their taxes. The business students had uniforms with their names on them; they had beer; and they had a hibachi. We had clothes (1), a few mitts, some Peanut M&Ms (thanks Vera!) and Carrie and I brought a bottle of water to share. I had a hat that said “Sterne’s Automotive” (my brother’s business), so I sort of had my name on something, even if it was in the wrong place. Carrie had an actual baseball jersey from Girlzone, which was a group she worked with in Urbana that taught girls things they normally wouldn’t learn in school, like self-defense and guitar playing. It didn’t matter. We were there to play and win. Anyway, we knew we were in trouble. Initially, it made some of us more competitive. If we lost, we lost to people in uniforms. If we won, we beat people who had uniforms. Unfortunately, it was pretty clear that we were going to lose to people in uniforms. I’m told that in the first game (Carrie and I were out of town or something), we got better as the game went on. This was the case last night. The first three innings were ugly. We got pounded for a total of something like 17 runs, and scored something like 2 or 3. Then we settled down and came back, but too little too late. After a stunning over-the-shoulder catch in left field, I called Mike Baker the Willie Mays of cultural studies. Which probably isn’t all that awesome but it was the right thing to say at the time–he made a bunch of great catches in left field. After a heroic catch at shortstop where she went out into the outfield, Mike called Carrie the “a league of our own of cultural studies.” Actually, our infield was pretty decent. And we all learned the fine art of backup. As Heidi (2), our intrepid second basewoman and other allstar fielder put it, once we learned to assume that our teammates would miss, our fielding got a lot better. (After the game we were talking about more aggressive baserunning next time: assume the other team will miss and make them make the play.) Backup was also a real important function for the 4th outfielder (which was usually the other Mike) — watch the ball sail over everybody and run after it. Since there was no coach’s kid (my bane in the St. Louis Park city league), I actually got to play first base, which is my old position. I fielded well enough to stay there all game, apart from one sad Bill Buckner moment. At the plate, Mike Baker was again the star. I nominate him for MVP. Maybe a couple homers. I think Aaron hit one too (3). But lots of other players had good hits. In fact, I think almost everybody had at least one hit. Even me. I struck out in my first at-bat of any kind since age 15 or 16 — which is especially embarassing since you pitch to your own team. But on the next one I had the most unlikely hit possible–an infield single where I actually beat the throw to first. The bench said it was actually exciting. The throw pulled the first basewoman off the base just enough that I beat it. I did okay in batting practice, though, so I reckon I’ll get my line-drive hitting back sooner or later. Some of the best fun was to be had in the “dugout”, which in this case turned out to be a space somewhat behind the other team’s space on the first base line (nobody wanted the 3rd base line and they got there first). Vera, who also made some epic runs in right field, was outstanding as cheerleader and team conscience. After a couple of drinks at the bar afterward, she had us convinced we actually won. Andrea will bring her dog next time. Erin told Coach Greg that he looked like a small-town Ontario baseball coach. Which is interesting because I have no idea what that might look like, except for how Greg looked. We got smoked by the hibachi at a suspicious moment, just as we were about to stage our 20-run comeback. But all is fair in love and war. The other team’s first base coach offered me a sip of beer in the bottom of the 6th, which was really quite nice of him. Next time, maybe someone will keep a proper score, and then I can give you a fuller narrative. In lieu of that, let it be known that everyone contributed something, and a good time was had by all. — 1. Uniform ideas for the next game included pink scarves (Raji) and nipple tassles (Andrea). Both are unlikely. “I would add, if you are a musician and want to play in a band and just be in a band, please do yourself a favor and dont take any of this too seriously and just sit and focus on writing songs and making cool music. too many people that should be learning how to rock are wasting their time learning how to record and dumping money into home recording, and thats all well annd fine, not necessarily trying to discourage that, but in the mass majority of cases I see that have creative potential as musicians, what you get is a half assed home recording set up operated by someone that doesnt really get it all playing in a band that could be much better. If this describes your current trajectory, by the cheapest shit possible to make demos, save your money and practice with your band and hone your writing skills. With the money you’ll spend on a home system over the years you can in this day and age go to a really really badass studio, hire a decent engineer and since you spent all your time rehearsing instead of learning protools error codes like all your contemporaries in bands, your record will probably slay. Thats just one angle but something to consider.” Story of the softball game is forthcoming.And a small work-related thought
At the Grocery Store
Love and Bass, Mike Watt
Off to New Hampshire for the Weekend
Some Group of Business Students 21, False Consciousness 7 (Or, My New Hobby)
2. Alums count — she was no ringer!
3. Aaron was also the model of good sportsmanship, calling on us to give the other team three cheers after the game was over and they had officially kicked our asses.Quote of the Night From An Advice Thread on the Tape Op Messageboard