Last night we watched the last two episodes of the season, and I can now report that Carrie has beaten us handily. Final score:
Carrie “We don’t have time”: 34
Mystery Guest “We don’t have a choice” and “Oh my God, Jack”*: 19
Me “You’re going to have to trust me” and “I have a visual on the hostile”*: 17
We’ll be back next season for Jack’s visit to China. I propose to retire “we don’t have time” as the winning phrase.
*Second phrases were added midseason and so scores should not be viewed as official totals for content analysis or drinking games.