Another Miriam writes in to correct me but actually. . . .
my Hebrew name is ×™×•×¡×¤ (pronounced “Yoseyph”). It’s different from my English name because the family was serious enough about being Jewish to consider such things, I was accidentally named for the wrong great uncle. I don’t know who the right uncle is, but the wrong one wrote this — pseudonymously, of course. More on the family shoe business here.