New Rules: TV Edition (Spoilers)

1. (24) If you have a TV series where a character plays the president, you cannot have two different vice presidents conduct 25th amendment proceedings to usurp two different presidents in two different seasons.

2. (Ugly Betty) If you have a gay character in a TV series who is coming out to his mother, does it really get you any points with conservatives if he doesn’t actually say that he’s gay? Are there homophobes watching the show whose illusions you’re trying to protect?

3. (Amazing Race) Ditto if you have gay contestants talking about how free they are to “be themselves” and “the way they are” in the United States. If they’re so free, why can’t they say they’re gay on TV?

4. (Lost) If you’re going to keep adding random plot twists on a supernatural island, at least they could be weird or surprising as opposed to more pathetic psychodrama.

The Week of “I Can’t Believe I Get to Work Here”

That was the week inbetween my trip to Chicago and my trip to New York. John Durham Peters was in residence was in residence here and I had much fun with him. Georgina Born came and gave a talk on a Thursday afternoon. I had a great time with my grad students. My undergrad class was a blast as well. We saw Jesu and Isis play a great show downtown on a Sunday right. It’s all too much to narrate here in any interesting way, except to say that I had to pinch myself a few times to make sure that I really get to work and live here. The whole year has been this way — exhilarating, but also exhausting. It’s a cruel trick of this trade that we are given too much to do that we must do. You can either forego the really fun stuff — the Sunday night rock show, the talks by interesting speakers, the social events around said talks, the extra time with students, the conferences and travel, all the things that make this worthwhile. Or you can allow your desk to reach this state:

As is the case every April, my organizational life is near crisis: I’d begun the year with an attempt to keep my various lists together using a pile of index cards (the hipster PDA) which was an utter failure (yes, Villa, that’s the system I showed you last summer). It’s all in my head again now, and has leaked out on more than one occasion. My analog academic calendar, which has served me very well for my entire career, is now pushed far beyond its limits as I try to keep straight the schedule of events for next academic year (and even a couple for the year after that) which are piling on top of one another, but which cannot be represented except on the back page of a calendar that ends in August 07. For this reason alone I am considering a PDA. And then there are the 100 or more emails that arrive a day (weekdays only). Every week important missives go unanswered. All of which is to say that along with the intellectual euphoria comes a certain level of confusion that I have yet to master. But the thing is, it seems annual and cyclical. I won’t call it productive, but perhaps it’s at least a saner choice than a proper and orderly and boring life.

And anyway, I managed to clean my desk. It looks better now.

Belated Baudrillard Anecdote to Serve as an Obit

Fall 1995 was the first time I ever got to teach in my area of substantive expertise — it was an intro to communication studies course. I’d cleverly begun with McLuhan (yes, I know I know) and the “Medium is the Message” essay. The course ended with Baudrillard’s “Requiem for the Media” which is essentially his reply to McLuhan. I always preferred In the Shadows of the Silent Majorities to Simulations from his middle period. Anyway, I walk into class a minute or two before starting time, and the students are just sitting there, repeating a single phrase from the essay back and forth to one another: “The hyperreal is more real than the real. The real has been abolished.”

So Very Academic Jet-Set

Last night, Carrie and I arrived in the airport on different flights 10 minutes apart and shared a cab home. It’s been that kind of month. In fact, the only reason I’m writing this morning is because the Quebec election has meant that classes today are cancelled. So much as been going on this month that I wish I had been writing more regularly, but I will just press on as if I had been.

I spent this past weekend in New York City. It was an absolute blast in the way that New York usually is. Thursday I conducted a seminar in the Center for Ethnomusicology at Columbia which was a lot of fun in the way that those arrangements usually are: lots of good questions that I wouldn’t have anticipated, and I got to be the center of attention for 2 hours. Later in the day, by sheer luck and coincidence, there was a seminar at NYU by Louise Meintjes and Catherine Admay (visiting from Duke, where Carrie was at a conference on feminist theory–see, everything is interconnected) on music an human rights law. Specifically, they were looking at whether music could be evidence of incitement to genocide in Rwanda. It was a stunning and heartbreaking talk.

The next two days were taken up with a conference called “Technologies of the Diva” at Columbia. When I was originally invited, I declined, protesting that I knew nothing of opera and would basically arrive as a pretender. The organizers wrote back and said that I didn’t have to know anything about opera. They wanted someone who knew something about sound technology — a topic about which I am considerably more comfortable speaking. The conference turned out to be a wonderful learning experience for me. Not only do I know a whole lot more about opera (though occasionally I had to do things like google “Carmen plot summary” during a discussion period), but also I spent two days with the leading lights of opera studies. It was really a privileged introduction to a field. And it turns out that opera studies and media studies are much closer together than you might imagine. Maybe this is old news to some people, but it was news to me: the problems of stardom, circulation and the tense relationships between art and commerce remind me very much of certain strands of cinema studies. Also the sense of humor and light touch in dealing with their objects of study. It’s been a long time since I’ve actually sat and read music while at a conference (or more accurately, followed along since as a bassist I never really learned to follow the treble clef in my head) and this had to be the first conference where I’ve actually seen a speaker break into song for a second to make a point and it made sense and wasn’t precious or odd at all. It fit perfectly with the talk. But don’t worry, I won’t be bringing my bass to any academic lectures anytime soon. Even if I do get around to that “low end theory” paper I’ve been meaning to do.

To round out the weekend, I had meals and drinks with old friends and new interesting people. I went to Labirynth Books yesterday and picked up a few, including a new book on war correspondence for Carrie. While in Durham, she bought me a (modern) zoopraxiscope.

New Text +

“Out With the Trash: On the Future of New Media” in Charles Acland, ed., Residual Media, 16-31. Minneapolis: University of Minnesota Press. It’s right next to another piece by Lisa Parks on high tech trash so you can get a nice double dose.

Links to my New York events next week: a seminar in Ethnomusicology and a talk at the Technologies of the Diva conference.

It’s been busy this spring, as promised — lots of working late nights, but I can’t complain. I had a wonderful time at SCMS (50-60 people at a sound studies panel — who knew?) and John Durham Peters has been at McGill all week. Oh, and it’s admissions season.

And now, a link to my favorite Baudrillard obit.

More soon.

I’m old

not really, but older. Awhile back, I posted that we bought a radio to listen to Radio Canada in order to hear more French. The thing is, it’s above our level right now and hard to understand. TV and movies would be better.

Anyway, Thursday night as we cooked, Carrie flipped on the English CBC to hear a show one of her students had done. And I had an “a ha” moment. Wow. They really do cool things on the radio on the CBC. Since then, we’ve been checking out the CBC more seriously during cooking and dining times. I always thought of listening to “serious” radio (CBC, NPR) as something done by other people but not for me. Well, that was wrong. We’re loving it, though the programming is definitely uneven. We enjoyed an amusing debate about Alberta the other night (part of our Canadianization project) but the show on the Beatles was all around pretty lame, unless you love the Beatles and are nostalgic for your youth when you discovered them. Last night it was all piano pieces when we had the radio on (actually, the host talked about the performer pretty much the same way the Beatles guy talked about the Beatles). But I liked the overwrought classical piano music way better than the early Beatles. Which isn’t to say I’m going to go out and buy the box of Beethoven performances they were hawking. The endless trilling and lack of percussion still grates a bit. I guess I like the talk and the radio art and could do without the “legitimate music” (to use Pierre Bourdieu’s term).

But piano sonatas over the Beatles? I must be getting old(er).

Quick Pittsburgh Guide

A friend just asked for our Pgh recommendations. Here is what I came up with, which I thought I’d share in case you ever go there:

You’ll have to google the addresses but here were our favorite restos in Pgh:

Zarra’s (italian)
Taco Loco (tacqueria)
El Campusino (mexican)
The thai place on Forbes in Squirrel Hill, and there’s another good one on liberty avenue in bloomfield (and while you’re on liberty av., take a look around and realize how improbable it is as a setting for the TV show Queer as Folk)
Pizza Regina Margherita (licensed neopolitan pizzas)
Church Brew works (microbrews, pizzas, etc. sit and eat on the bar side and you’ll pay a LOT less – VERY cool space)

Cool sites:
The Warhol is always good
The Carnegie Museums often have good stuff
as is library – they should still have on file a tour by Janet Cardiff which is really cool
The view of the city from Mount Washington. Go to the south side and then take a funicular up the mountain.
If you want to record shop, Jerry’s records in squirrel hill is legendary, and Attic records in Millvale is where DJ Shadow would shop for hidden treasures. I bought almost all of my music in Pgh from Paul’s CDs.
The Strip is like PIttsburgh’s Jean Talon market. Except totally different.