Flag a Day

I recently received an email from an artist named Greta Pratt, who has undertaken an interesting project and blog called “Flag a Day,” meant to comment on the commercialization of American patriotism. It wasn’t up this evening when I tried it, but hopefully by the time you read this, it will be back up. She wrote me because of my coauthorship of “United We Stand: Fresh Hoagies Daily,” which is still one of my favorite things I’ve ever done for Bad Subjects. And I still feel like it’s relevant, even with Bush’s approval ratings in the tank and the slow fade of the “everything changed after 9/11” discourse. So it’s good to see someone else exploring the issue.

Canadian patriotism, well, that’s a whole other thing.

“Not All Chairs are Boring”

I feel like every other entry on this blog begins with a variation of “I’ve been very busy lately” but this one ends the sentence differently: “I’ve been very busy lately with stuff I couldn’t talk about.” Around the middle of May, the chips fell and it became clear that I was to be the next department chair.

With the exception of the trip to Saskatoon and the visit of the mothers-in-law, the last few weeks have been occupied with wrapping up my slightly forshortened term as graduate director, negotiations with the dean — well, actually the negotiations were pretty quick, it was doing my homework before that took some time, and then getting ready to take on the position. Thursday I had a six-hour meeting with the outgoing chair to get briefed on all aspects of departmental life. Today, I held a staff meeting, handed off my grad director dossier off to my successor, and even started a couple (small) initiatives of my own.

Instead of one big announcement, there have been lots of little ones, mostly because the turnover happened later than usual for a variety of reasons. Technically, the appointment isn’t yet official (until then I am “acting”), though it’s all formalities at this point, and the changeover had to happen when it did. Tonight, anyone in my department who didn’t know got an email telling them, and so now I can also tell you, gentle readers.

If you’re wondering what an associate professor is doing running a department, you’re not the first to ask me about it. Yet it is fairly common practice around McGill, and apparently elsewhere too. At least two of my own mentors — Richard Leppert and John Lie — chaired their departments immediately after getting tenure. By comparison, I’ve had a little while to figure things out. It is also not unusual at McGill for one half of an academic couple to run a department in which the other partner works, so there are procedures in place for that as well.

As to my own ambitions, they are not administrative, but I do firmly believe that all who are able should take their turn, and so it is mine. Right now, my administrative days are pretty intense and the learning curve is steep. It’s amazing how much I didn’t know just a few weeks ago.

I’m not sure what kind of chair I’ll be, but I have a few ideas. Like the blog says, “not all chairs are boring.”

But don’t expect much departmental gossip in this column. The administrative aspect of my life must remain, of necessity, backstage.

A Few Words on Taxes in Quebec

(note: I’ve got a Saskatchewan report coming, but Carrie’s got the camera in Vancouver, so it’ll be delayed)

For those of you who don’t follow Canadian politics, the new Quebec minority government almost fell last week. The liberal party, who has a plurality, introduced a budget with a massive income tax cut for the middle class. The two opposition parties both said that they would vote against the budget because of the tax cut, but at the last minute the Parti Québécois decided to sit only three representatives at the vote, effectively allowing the budget to pass even though they opposed it.

The thing that has commentators talking is that a poll conducted by Leger Marketing (which appears to have an effective monopoly on polls in Quebec) showed a vast majority of Quebec residents opposed to any tax cut. The story is a little more complex than that: for one thing, the question asked pitted a tax cut against putting the money toward healthcare. For another, countless commentators have noted that the tax cut only affects the top tax bracket in Quebec (which kicks in a $57,430), and that the majority of people polled wouldn’t be affected by it. The people in the top tax bracket were more favorably disposed to the tax cut, but I haven’t actually seen the numbers there.

Commentators have been going on at great length around a few propositions:

1. the payouts from the federal government to the provinces are “our money” and therefore we are due a tax cut
2. Ontario has lower taxes and better services
3. the people unaffected by the tax cut effective shouldn’t count in the poll
4. the poll question was biased because it posed an attractive alternative to a tax cut

The latest is a column by Lysiane Gagnon in today’s Globe and Mail though it would be fair to say that last week the Gazette devoted the better part of a day’s A section to defending the tax cut.

All four propositions are complete bullshit.

1. Given Quebec’s massive provincial debt, if the money “belongs” to anyone, it is to our creditors and our children (well, not mine, I don’t have any, but the children who live in the province) and therefore the ADQ (one of the opposition parties) was right that debt service would be a more valid use than a tax cut for the most well-off in the province.

2. There are lots of reasons why Ontario has better services, but the comparison isn’t exactly fair. It is a more prosperous province, and to take one example — higher education — tuition in Ontario is much much higher than in Quebec.

3. The claim that people who don’t pay taxes or pay less tax shouldn’t have a say in the tax cut (or that their voices count less) is simply ludicrous. If they have a right to vote in the province, they have a right to their positions on the tax code, and frankly, why wouldn’t an historically socialistic province believe that its wealthiest members should shoulder a larger share of the burden for paying for stuff?

4. There is no unbiased discussion of a tax cut. If a poll simply asked people whether or not they wanted a tax cut, it would be equally dishonest, as it obfuscates the fact that money not used for tax cuts could go to other things. Tax cuts are a favorite campaign ploy of politicians because they work like bribery: “vote for me and you’ll have more money in your pocket.” Except that it rarely works out that way for any but the most well-off voters.

When Quebec pays down its debt, improves its services, and insures its future welfare, this taxpayer will consider a tax cut (though preferably on a regressive, rather than a progressive tax). Until then, use the money for the greater good and I’ll shell out.

Saskatoon-ho!

Tomorrow morning, Carrie and I head off to Saskatoon for the Congress of Humanities and Social Sciences.

But mainly, I’m going because I want to see Saskatoon. It’s all part of my Canadianization project.

I’ll be back on the weekend.

Deep Purple in Space

Full disclosure: the last post came courtesy of Music Thing. This one comes courtesy of Emily Thompson. I rarely find this stuff on my own.

If you scroll down through this article on the sonic characteristics of different atmospheres, you can hear a Deep Purple riff run through filters that model the atmospheres of Earth, Titan and Venus. Venus is quietest, but somehow it rocks the most.

The mothers-in-law are in town. We went and saw the Botanical Gardens today. Amazing. I can’t believe we live so close and haven’t been there before. The Chinese and Japanese gardens were especially exquisite.

Gadget Report

I promised one and I’m delivering. I’ve made three big gadget purchases recently, though I’ve only really explored one to its fullest.

The two I won’t say much about are 1) the Edirol R-09 voice recorder, which is amazingly light and easy-to-use. I bought it and promptly lent it to Erin, a doctoral student of mine going to Ethiopia to do some fieldwork for 4 months; and 2) a Shure SM-7b microphone, which is the microphone one uses, in combination with a compressor, to achieve the “voice of God FM announcer” sound. I’ve used them before in studios and it works well with my voice. If all goes well, you’ll hear it in use later this summer.

The big purchase, though, was a PDA: an HP Travel Companion

This was originally motivated by the complete breakdown of my paper calendar, which has served me so well for so many years. It just wasn’t cutting it anymore as I was planning ahead all the way to 2008-9 at this point and needed something that I could use in conjunction with an electronic calendar (even though I like iCal better, I’ve been using the Exchange calendar just to keep everything in one program).

I had actually planned to purchase a midrange iPaq, but Carrie came into the store with me, took one look at the silver box and said “this one looks way cooler.” Which is true, since the others with their smartly-designed flip-top screens vaguely resemble oversized Star Trek communicators. Anyway, I was originally all set to purchase a smartphone or a blackberry or at least a Palm, but then I discovered Skype and that Skype ran on Windows Mobile, and my mind changed. The Travel Companion has WiFi and Bluetooth, so I can connect to the internet when there is wireless around and skip the expensive cellphone data plans. I also like not getting my email automatically dumped onto my PDA, but rather having to check. The kicker, though, is that it runs Skype (which Palm does not), which means that I can call Carrie for free from the road anywhere I can get WiFi. Way cheaper than using the cell, and super useful for future trips to Europe (though perhaps a calling card will do). I thought I’d foresworn Windows, but Windows Mobile appears to be a solid OS for my limited uses and I like being able to open Word documents on the unit. Perhaps I’ll be able to travel without my laptop if I’m not doing any serious writing.

The other thing the Travel Companion has is a GPS system, which is absolutely freaking amazing. It was really handy on our roadtrip to DC, allowing us to recalculate routes from different places, and to choose alternate routes when the traffic got bad (on the way back; on the way down we were kind of doomed). There’s also something very pleasing about looking up (from the passengers’ seat; don’t worry) and seeing the road unfolding before you, and then looking down and seeing the video representation of your movement through space. I’m sure that there are already 10 space theory papers on this sort of thing, but for me it’s just more of a gee-whiz observation.

I’m not saying I’m not psyched about an iPhone as a true convergence device, but who knows how long it will be before it is a) available in Canada b) works with McGill’s Exchange Server, Skype and other software I use and c) will be obtainable without some stupid hundreds-of-dollars-per-month service plan from Rogers Wireless. So until then, it’s an iPod, cellphone and PDA for me, which sounds silly until you realize the PDA is smaller and lighter than the paper calendar I was carrying around for the last 8 years.